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Ypsi Dazey #2 fiddy

Team: The Pistol Whippers
Position: Blocker

Join Date: Fall 2007
Injuries: Brain Freeze, Pulled Leg, Liver Quiver, Dangling Modifier, Stink Eye, Split Infinitives, Swayze Fur,Damaged Reputation, And a Mean case of Interrupting Cow (IC)
Bio: When her “Squeeze Cat Symphony” wasn’t mainstream enough to earn her a permanent place at the Coney Island Side Show, Ypsi Dazey loaded her three “musical” felines, bearing grease, and a cold grilled cheese into her back pack, strapped on some skates and headed for wherever the next car bumper would take her.
Likes: After practice (veggie) nachos, Fish net burn patterns, well oiled Swiss Bones
Dislikes: Fuzzy Teeth, Overuse of left turn signal, “Noo. Q. Ler”, Knee Pad Stink

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